I eat them. Very often. Sometimes they taste like apples. Sometimes they taste like hair. It doesn't go down very well because, well, it's hair. There is only so much hair that a man can eat in a certain length of time. I would know. I almost got hair poisining once from eating too much hair. It wasn't very good hair. I found it on the side of the street. I think it might have been indian hair. Chinese hair is the best. It has a nice flavor and a little bit of crispiness to it. Yep. Hair.